FYC Friday

Fuck you Clown (FYC)

Mini update-we bought a condo! yay! go us! We close next week.

I havent read anything worth while lately, nor have had any decent margaritas. I think Ceaser's margaritas have changed because the last two times they've tasted like bananas. Which i dont mind, but still...

Anyways, this is more a  fuck you post to the assclowns of the world starting with Pricky Von Prickster. 

Mr Prickster-I understand that you want to play with your dog at the park. thats great. I understand that you dont like it when my dog jumps on you. However, DO NOT touch my dog when she is on the ground.  DO NOT shove my dog when she is on the ground after you have already pushed her off of you. DO NOT use force against MY dog as a way to discipline her. 

Asshat that insists on driving down the street the wrong way.-I live on a one way street running south. Asshat, please do not drive NORTH down the street.

Parents of the kids that go to school across the street-please teach your kids that walking up to a dog and yelling "bad dog" is not effective. Dogs bark-get over it. I dont walk up to your kid and tell them "bad kid" because they are screaming in the playground.

Ugh. I feel better. I realize that I need to stop humanizing Molly, and I may be a tiny bit obsessed and overprotective of my dog, but she is my baby.  

PITA Saturdays

A recurring theme I've seen lately is a feature of the bloggers "Favorite Things", I've take taken a spin off of that and devoted a section of my blog to things that make me scratch my head and go "well that's/it/he's/she's stupid"

Poor dog park etiquette

Molly and I go to the dog park daily. In that time I have noticed some major PITA occurrences:

1.If you are afraid of dogs, dog parks might not be the place for you

2. To expect another dog to not want to play with your ball is foolish. Dogs love balls, dogs chase balls, dogs do not discriminate against balls

3. Dogs bark-to expect otherwise makes you an idiot

Bicyclists

1.You should stop at a stop sign and look both ways before you continue (thank you Officer Safety).

2.Riding and weaving between car lanes can lead to accidents and death (your death) stay in the bike lane.

3.Unless you are under the age of 10, don't ride on the sidewalk.

4.If your dog is talented enough to run next to you while you are riding your bike, bravo. Do not take them out on major streets and violate the rules of the road

5.Talking on your cell phone, smoking a cigarette, and riding your bike at the same time is not a talent I wish to see while you are weaving in and out of traffic.